Earlier this evening, me and my brothers were playing with knives(throwing them at a board and trying to get them to stab in).The mosquitoes decided to play too; and lots of funny lines were floating through the nigh air around us.
Jesse: *singing* Amazing graaaaaace! hooooow sweet theeeee.....um.....chocolate bar!
Me: Chocolate bar?
Jesse: Ya! *still singing* ....that saved aaaaaaaa retch like.....Joe-joe!
Jesse: Oops! :)
Joe: OK Sarah, you have to throw the knife this way.
Me: Like this?
The knife flies through the air, and lands about three feet away from the board.
Me: Oops!! :}
Jesse: My turn! Hey Sarah, if you want to make it dead on every time, try this: *yelling* Knife sector 5.380 31/2!!! You see, if you call it by a cool name, it will want to go in the wood for you.
Jesse: Yes! Watch...
He leans back, grips his knife and throws. The blade glances off the wood and the knife lands in a hole about four feet away.
Jesse: Well almost every time. :}